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Poster: SDH2O Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

They did say "welcome", though. At least these butt wiping agents of commercialism gone horribly wrong are polite. Give credit where credit is due.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-03-16 19:24:03

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

Cause Mr Earl sez so, git on outta here

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

i am spam

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Poster: mudcatbluez Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

spam I am...

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

am i spam?

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

No, you would be some other less popular processed lunch meat substitute.


But seriously, you'd at least rate a Smoked Ham.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:57pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

I remember when the air was sweet,
and we'd bring home the fish to eat
Now we get spam at the grocery store
Cause we can't eat the fish no more

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

thanks for the high praise ... don't know how long it will take me, but still working my way up to 'banger' status, and then i'll be able to join 'mash' for a meal

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Poster: mudcatbluez Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

would you like green eggs & ham...